What are you looking for in a relationship?

Stability, security, compatibility, loyalty, honesty, support, humor, encouragement, common sense, romance and devotion. That's not too much to ask, is it?

Something that doesn't exist.

Nothing. I am through with relationships.

To end it before it starts

Genuine funny weirdo

To get out alive

I'm not looking for a relationship. I suck at relationships, other than with my cats.