How can I get breastmilk???

By milking your manboobs ya twat, it's not rocket science

Ur mom might have some

they have a free give away every friday night in one of these perverted groups

You need to get pregnant first.

Drink a lot of milk then suck your own tit

Talk to a farmer ... they might have some pregnant pigs that wouldn't mind to feed you.

Go to your mama.

By being willing to shell out 40k a year for tuition 18 years from now. In other words, you don't.

Find a new Mom, and she might pump some for a price.

Get your boyfriend to get you pregnant. Just jokes☺