Can a man ever really be trusted in marriage?

This.

Oh, and make him take a polygraph test every night when he comes home, just to be safe. Demand to check his phone when he comes home and constantly be suspicious of his every move so when he is led to having an affair he can be blamed for it instead of the woman who drove him to such a desperate measure just so he can feel like he's wanted and needed.

Yes! Now we talking.
Even count his sperm count before he leaves for work

And when he comes home. Make sure it's the same amount.

People these days like to beat polygraph test.

Very true. We've gotten very good at beating it over the years.

OH! And message all his female friends in Facebook to let them know you're his SO. Or, just pee on him at public events until the word gets out.

Yes. Mark your territory.
Make sure everyone knows.

Even put your name on all his shirts, jerseys and underwear

...and then wonder on Saturday night why in the world you're still single.

😂😅😅😂
Ahaha

Because you're just waiting for the right one. Ahaha