would you like to be my slave?

Yes. I would do anything you asked

are cookies involved?

I will can we chat

Nope

No u r ur own slave ~ 🍜

go make me a sammich

I don't want to end up in the fields again, cook you food, or get stuck nannying your children.

🙁 slaves are helpless creatures that gives there energy to there owners... not gunna happen. I'm the type that would fight to survive

I'm already a slave to the bourgeoisie.

sure, what do you want me to do?

Yes Tennessean slave

Can I be your slave and I have pink panties

Tennesseans are my slaves