What's Your Most Cheesiest Pick-Up Line?

Is your name liquid eyeliner? Cuz I'm about to fuck this shit up.

Can I smell your dick?

You look so gouda

Water is wet... and I'm mostly water.

If I told you that you have a terrific body, would you hold it against me...LOL

Hipster line = may i plug my techno penis into your insemination port

"I think you are what I need in my life"

Are you an archaeologist? Because I'm digging your ass.