What's the most outragious pickup line you can think of?

I don't care if it works I want shock value lol

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Greathands01 · 61-69, M

Me: I bet you $20 I can kiss you without touching you.

Her: That's impossible, I'll take that bet.

Me: Best $20 I ever spent (after kissing her)