What are some cute goodnight texts to send to a bf or gf?

@CarmenSanDiego: I am relaxed , dearie. You are the one that cut on my post about your porn likes.

@Elandra77: you're precious post? Get over yourself. This is a forum, and what I did was totally within the rules of conduct.

@CarmenSanDiego: Jesus Christ stop and just leave. You're like 35 and acting like a 13 year old...find another post and have a nice day

You rock. I wish my SO would send me porn

He was like "I wish I was there to bla bla bla" and I was like, "it's cool, I've got this on which will do just fine"

Now he wants to build me a glory hole. I'm like no, I'm happy with the nice hotel room.

A floor hole? Classy

yikes...I wouldn't say that

Omg stop