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HEY GIRLS: DID ABUSIVE GUY DESERVE KICK IN BALLS?

I dated my ex-boyfriend for about a year. I broke up with him because he cheated on me with 3 other girls and verbally abused me. Anyway, I saw him at a party and he confronted me in a hallway. We were alone and he said we had to get back together. I said no so he grabbed my arm and twisted. I broke free and kicked him as hard as I could right in the balls! I was able to catch both of his babymakers and drive those suckers hard with my pointed boots. After I rocked his ballsack, he fell down and puked. The look on his face was priceless.

Anyway, I guess I got him so good his nuts swelled up to the size of oranges and one ruptured and had to be removed (I play soccer so I know how to blast a ballsack!). I feel a little bad but I've also heard he has been telling people he will never mess with a girl again and even wears an athletic cup all the time because he is so scared of losing his remaining jewel! My girlfriends on the soccer team now call me the "nut remover" and say I should hang up a fake pair of nuts like a hunting trophy on a tombstone background with the words "RIP Brian's Nuts-Destroyed By Girl Power" underneath them. Other people say I should hang up a guy's athletic cup as a symbol of female power of male weakness. (he should have been wearing one if he was dealing with a soccer chick!)? Any other good nicknames? And what should I hang up?
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2boredEPers · 31-35, C
Seems like an over-reaction 🤔
kaf9292 · 80-89, M
@2boredEPers Not at all. It is unfortunate that women must demand to be treated with dignity and respect.
2boredEPers · 31-35, C
Idk, cheating and verbal abuse vs. assault that could arrested for and permanent disfigurement? No doubt the ex is a douche, but to me seems extreme. But everyone is entitled to their own opinion
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@2boredEPers or fake to get a reaction ??
2boredEPers · 31-35, C
@2cool4school the thought did cross my mind considering how over the top it seems.
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@2boredEPers bingo! 👍😏
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@2boredEPers if you're going to write fiction just say so. Otherwise it's just weak sauce as they say in certain parts of certain places on certain continents. On earth.
2boredEPers · 31-35, C
@2cool4school you are a bottle of awesome sauce though ! 😉😂
2cool4school · 46-50, F
@2boredEPers ditto I was just waiting for a logical person to say what you did ;)