Why are guys so fun?

Not even just in guys but in animals as well, those cute birds that use their wings beautiful wings to attract mates, pretty much every mammal literally fighting each other over a female counterpart, and men too with your flashy automobile with the shiny rims, your 20 dollar hair cut, your Red Hot Chilli Peppers t shirt that you didn't buy until I told you that I love their songs! Yes you have our attention guys, and we're watching your every move, the way you walk, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when we're alone together. Sometines we know you better than you know yourselves.