Breaks up with you.. .-. It's not me, it's you..

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You were a lousy lay anyway

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:c Well you just laid there like a board!!

@OpenArmPolicy: sorry, that wasn't me it was you

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:'c

@OpenArmPolicy: but hey we can still be friends XD

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:'c This feels more like blackmail!.. :'c Or you'll tell everyone about my freaky fetishes and things we did!!

@OpenArmPolicy: no, wouldn't say that...you can keep the box of toys 😏

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:c I'ma donate them to goodwill cuz there's too many memories..

@OpenArmPolicy: hang on - yu broke up with me

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😬 Well I still have sentimental qualities okay!!

*Breaks up with you..* .-. It's not me, it's you..