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Benny5678 · 41-45, T
Her pink hair. The way she sounds like Ozzy Osbourne and Mike Skinner.
AliceMortem · 31-35, F
Wow, sounds like a catch haha
Benny5678 · 41-45, T
@Adelh91: Yeah. I would. Problem is, I only know what she looks like from the neck up. She could have some serious horrific disfigurements to her body.
AliceMortem · 31-35, F
@J---K-: oh damn. I'd steer well clear!
Benny5678 · 41-45, T
@Adelh91: I can't. She is rather attractive from the neck up
AliceMortem · 31-35, F
@J---K-: hmm, well maybe make her wear a bin bag from the neck down?
Benny5678 · 41-45, T
@Adelh91: Just to clarify, you know I'm talking about you right?
AliceMortem · 31-35, F
@J---K-: yes of course you div, I'm just playing along 😆
Benny5678 · 41-45, T
@Adelh91: Well... Let's cut to the chase and get on with the intercourse
AliceMortem · 31-35, F
@J---K-: god you're so smooth!
Benny5678 · 41-45, T
@Adelh91: I am. All around my pubic region.
AliceMortem · 31-35, F
@J---K-: grow some pubes again, I don't want to feel like a paedo looking at you haha
Benny5678 · 41-45, T
@Adelh91: It's the pornstar look. I'm a huge advocate.
AliceMortem · 31-35, F
@J---K-: hahahaha punderful 😆