Here is the list of lottery numbers that you need to buy every year until 2016. Buy it without any hesitation, and thank me later.

Stop what you're doing. Tell your parents you need therapy.

Don't look for love, allow it to find you.

"Work hard in high school"

avoid love till you really know yourself

Listen to me!

Don't get married just because you're pregnant

They are just as nervous as you are

Avoid lentils like the plague.

Don't.. stay alone... You'll get hurt

Avoid men

Stay home.. There are worse people on earth than your parents