What word of advice could you tell your younger, not-yet-dated self?

Here is the list of lottery numbers that you need to buy every year until 2016. Buy it without any hesitation, and thank me later.

Stop what you're doing. Tell your parents you need therapy.

Don't.. stay alone... You'll get hurt

Stay home.. There are worse people on earth than your parents

Don't get married just because you're pregnant

avoid love till you really know yourself

Don't look for love, allow it to find you.

Avoid lentils like the plague.

They are just as nervous as you are

"Work hard in high school"

Listen to me!

Avoid men