if you could have your ideal guy/girl, what would she/he be like?

Changes into a different hot girl every week,madly in love with me and a freak in bed. Lives across town and prefer to spend 6 hours a week together...

Patient, kind, empathetic, easygoing, funny, passionate, artistic and/or creative and generous. :)

Preferably some kind of wizard

Tough enough to deal with the shit That can come out of my mouth, Caring, understanding, Assertive, A bit sarcastic, confrontational, sweet, trustworthy, honest, and of course loyal.

He would look like Clark Kent (Henry Cavil version) with a British accent. Faithful, honest and thoughtful. Never tires of me and my cat :)

She must have money be nice funny an smart tall big butt big belly big boobs big vagina an be at least a six in the face and a girl or women

Likes reading and laughs at stupid shit like me and is just generally fun and comfortable to be around.

Nice enough to deal with me.

Anybody who likes me would already be nice enough.

we would have to agree on a few things and she would have to be better looking than me

Smart, healthy, helpful with a sharp sense of humor..

Deaf blind and blonde