My real photo, of my real face ... what do you think of me??!
Poll - Total Votes: 4
You're divine my dahhhling..!!!
Hmmm ... not bad for 683 years old..!!
Well, you're not too bad I guess ...
Bloody hell - put a paper bag over it ffs!!
OMG!!! AAAaaaaarrrrggghhh!!!!! HELP!! MUMMY!!!
Would you like a jelly baby??
I seem to have misplaced my reading glasses ....!
Hello? Is that the police?? HELP!!!
Hey look! It's Evil Elspeth!!! Get some stones, let her have it!!
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