Why can’t I find condoms anywhere?

I bought them all for water balloons. Sorry. 😬

Look on the ground

Use a plastic bag

Most likey everyone that has a "stay at home" order, and lives with their S/O, found a way to occupy their time. 🤷
At least, that's one way I would. 😁😁😁

come over to the community centre I am at, I'll show you a couple of cases sitting in the back closet.

Where are you looking? They sell them on Amazon and eBay if you can't get to a shop.

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Trump had the Fed Gov buy them all up...

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