Have you ever been in love?

Hahaha

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So what did you get for your birthday?

Uh.... A bottle of vodka........ And some really high quality toffee off of my aunt. o-o That's all I need for my bday, taeh bunny!! Big bear is a simple bear!! ┏ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ┛ Shh sh shshhh

Well as long as you're happy, that's all that matters. Did you have a nice day?

Not exactly!! I slept through most of it!! ( ͡°__ʖ ͡ °) Alas!! All I want for my birthday is taeh bunny!! ╲ʕ·ᴥ·　╲ʔ

Me? In a box or wrapped or with a bow? How?

Uh.. With a cute little bow... That'd be nice. ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡ °ᶅ Then you can replace Lena.. ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

Oh nevermind I change my mind, since I'm just a replacement

Nuh uh!! It's not a replacement!!! Lena isn't a real person!!......... She's just my kawaii body pillow!! ┬┴┬┴┤ᴥ•ʔ

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

Don't speak to me.

*speaks to you* ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ
Dun't be grossed out!! I only hug her, nothing more! ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

Still seedy

Seedy? No way, Amay!! ..... It was either that or Jose. ( ͡°_ʖ ͡ °) Shh sh shs hshhhhhh. Go to sleep!! ╲ʕ·ᴥ·　╲ʔ

I'm not tired, what do I do?

Uh... Play Terraria with me!! ┏ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ┛

Tf is that? 😓

Only the best game ever made!! I'll make you a big fancy castle, taeh bunny!! For you are my princess!! ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

Wait you make things in it?? Make me a boyfriend. AND MAKE HIM STAY.

No need... There's already a willing bear right here!! ᕦʕ •ᴥ•ʔᕤ ...... Wait no... I'm 21 now.... That'd be kinda weird. ( ͡°__ʖ ͡ °) Well, I could always give you an anime pillow.... Husbandfus abound, taeh bunny!! ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ )ﾉ

No

Yes. ʕ*ﾉᴥﾉʔ

I want a real one

Well, I'm afraid you have to work and choose wisely for that, taeh bunny!! ┬┴┬┴┤•ᴥ•ʔ