So might you consider this...

You know someone let's say a month or two...but you've never seen their feet.

Said "feet" are then revealed and outta no where you are so caught up in the gravitational vortex of their neanderthal hygenic Barney Rubbles that your gag reflex signals your brain..

"Hey.. you're about to toss chunks for the remainder of your God Damn natural life"

In closing, my question is..

WTF?