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A hot lady at the store was staring at me.

I saw her out of the corner of my eye and pretended not to notice... Hopefully it was for a good reason and not cause my barn door was open.
SinlessOnslaught
26-30, M
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Vivaci
You mean your trousers were unzipped? 馃槼
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci Not that I鈥檓 aware of lol
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Vivaci
@SinlessOnslaught errrmmm...which store has a barn door? 馃憖
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci Lol I鈥檓 saying I hope my trousers weren鈥檛 unzipped.
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Vivaci
@SinlessOnslaught Lol...that's what I thought.

Ok....bye! I'm just glad I got this adult joke! 馃槅
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci Wait! I still haven鈥檛 told you about the part with the bananas and the shootout!
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Vivaci
@SinlessOnslaught 馃檲 is it what I think it might be? 馃槰
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci Someone tried to assault her with bananas so I shot them.
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Vivaci
@SinlessOnslaught 馃檮 that is funny af! 馃檴馃槵

*Can I laugh?*
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci Nuuuuuu I saved the life of a damsel in distress!!! Bananastress!!!
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Vivaci
@SinlessOnslaught and then she became your mistress? 馃樉
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci That鈥檚 actually a better use of the word bananastress.
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
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Vivaci
@SinlessOnslaught oooh! Hahaha...that is funny! 馃き
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci We have an inside joke, now!
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Vivaci
@SinlessOnslaught ok...I'll note that...馃槢
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci You keep notes of inside jokes? Lol
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Vivaci
@SinlessOnslaught yeah...I suck at this adulting stuff. 馃ズ
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SinlessOnslaught 路 26-30, M
@Vivaci XD
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Vivaci
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