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A hot lady at the store was staring at me.

I saw her out of the corner of my eye and pretended not to notice... Hopefully it was for a good reason and not cause my barn door was open.
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You mean your trousers were unzipped? 😳
@Vivaci Not that I’m aware of lol
@SinlessOnslaught errrmmm...which store has a barn door? 👀
@Vivaci Lol I’m saying I hope my trousers weren’t unzipped.
@SinlessOnslaught Lol...that's what I thought.

Ok....bye! I'm just glad I got this adult joke! 😆
@Vivaci Wait! I still haven’t told you about the part with the bananas and the shootout!
@SinlessOnslaught 🙈 is it what I think it might be? 😨
@Vivaci Someone tried to assault her with bananas so I shot them.
@SinlessOnslaught 🙄 that is funny af! 🙊😬

*Can I laugh?*
@Vivaci Nuuuuuu I saved the life of a damsel in distress!!! Bananastress!!!
@SinlessOnslaught and then she became your mistress? 😾
@Vivaci That’s actually a better use of the word bananastress.
@SinlessOnslaught oooh! Hahaha...that is funny! 🤭
@Vivaci We have an inside joke, now!
@SinlessOnslaught ok...I'll note that...😛
@Vivaci You keep notes of inside jokes? Lol
@SinlessOnslaught yeah...I suck at this adulting stuff. 🥺
@Vivaci XD