What’s your best pickup line?

I can tell by your chest that you have never paid for a drink.

You remind me of a snickers bar...
Smooth
Creamy
Hey wait..... are those nuts!?!

I have a Merc, Amex card and toilet rolls. How about it?

Heard you are looking for a stud.

Well I have the STD and all I need is U.

You had me at “What’s a restraining order?”

Smooth!

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You are the best thing that your Mom ever pushed out.