What is a great Valentine's Day gift that's under $20?

@Turtlepower 😆 Why not go for the entire sex?

@SW-User Because that's just as much of a gift for her ;)

@Turtlepower Aaah I see. Clever

@SW-User Don't tell anyone. I don't want those sapiosexuals blowing up my inbox

@Turtlepower Too late. It's already there for everyone to see.

@SW-User Crap next thing you know I'll be getting all the dick pics. Les sigh

@Turtlepower Lol I think some dicks look better than vaginas. That's just my personal opinion.

@SW-User I knew you had a spy cam here

@Turtlepower 👀

@SW-User I'm glad you're still looking. Must not be a bad sight then haha

@Turtlepower I'm not disappointed :P

@SW-User Good. I'll keep waving it around then haha

@Turtlepower Waving what around? 😂

@SW-User Definitely not my dick! You're the one with the camera!

@Turtlepower 😂 You...

@SW-User You love it!