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wilderflower · F
Dating yourself? Isn’t that another way of saying masturbation?
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I can’t decide wether to beat my ass or have hot crazy sex, so it’s basically just my normal type of relationship. lol
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SW-User
@DarkHeaven 😂😂
@SW-User 😉🖤😘
Badunk · 31-35, M
Once, I took myself out on a "Masterdate" to Joe's crab shack. I got a whole pot of snow crab and all the fixin's and a few beers at 11:00pm. It's not as sad as it sounds. Being alone is important.
Badunk · 31-35, M
@SW-User i feel alone in a big crowd of people. I know what you mean. There's nothing wrong with being single at any age. Instagram is a self-esteem killer. Please don't compare your life to that fake ass bullshit. Living their best LIE! Be happy with YOU. Love yourself and love will follow. Love your self first, in a humble way. Good Karma is REAL. Have a nice day!
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SW-User
@Badunk Oh, I don't. And it's not the "single" part that I'm worried about, but the fact that I feel so alone.
Badunk · 31-35, M
@SW-User there's lots of positives to being alone. You just have to notice and appreciate them.😊
english · 56-60, M
well thats a twist, what is this world coming to, if dated myself i never date anyone else im fucking wonderful ,🤣 ask my 3 ex wives 😂
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SW-User
I think it’s weird to be on Instagram .. period 🤔. Just my opinion ,what do I know 🤷♂️ Lol
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SW-User
Oh. Do you display your talents there ? . @SW-User
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SW-User
@SW-User Meh...not that much.
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SW-User
😊. Should post your work here instead @SW-User
lovingdead · 31-35, M
I have not seen those, apparently Instagram just thinks I should be alone forever
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SW-User
@lovingdead It used to show me wedding dresses and now this. I'm pretty sure they're trying to tell me something.
lovingdead · 31-35, M
@SW-User instagram is like a drunk wingman
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SW-User
@lovingdead 😂
Rickg · 31-35, M
If you have hands you can get some action right in the first date, too
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SW-User
@Rickg But I don't.
Rickg · 31-35, M
Well, it’s amazing you still manage to text despite you’re physical challenge @SW-User
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SW-User
@Rickg My nose is very good at it.
meJess · F
at least if you date yourself you know who you're with
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SW-User
@meJess I mean...can you really be sure though?
meJess · F
@SW-User is that why they say "you might surprise yourself"?
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SW-User
@meJess aaahhh it all makes sense now?
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
That's new to me 😂 but apparently it works. Been doing it for 20 years 👌
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SW-User
@HannibalAteMeOut I used to get ads for wedding dresses before that sooooo...🙃
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User hahahah that would have freaked me out
DaveyWavey01 · M
Must be better than the 7 women for one man adverts I get on here. Not that greedy! 😂
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SW-User
@DaveyWavey01 Aaahhhh, how romantic!!
Mona86 · C
I date myself all the time, does not mean I’m desperate
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SW-User
@Mona86 yeah, it's kinda my thing at this point.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I don`t have Instagram. I can`t see me dating myself anyway. 😖
Kinevi1 ·
It knows how lonely you are. 😱
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SW-User
@Kinevi1 I know 😞😞
330GTC · 56-60, M
Good God I would never date myself!
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SW-User
@330GTC I can relate.
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SW-User
Lols.