I tell violent muppet bedtime stories

@waleskinder poor kermit

@xixgun that’s a good start for a nice murder thriller.

We should make Animal the serial killer

@Temporallube No, make it Fozzy or Beaker; someone no one would suspect.

And when you sing the theme, do it with Kurgan from Highlander's voice.

@xixgun lol that sounds dope 😂

@Temporallube Tell that to the Feds.

@GeistInTheMachine fukk them. Anybody who can’t appreciate bloody muppets, are assholes

@Temporallube Amen.

@JimminyChristmas no 😕

@Temporallube That's probably for the best.🤭

@Temporallube no

@Tequila what are they like