What do you do to turn on your partner?

@Mamapolo2016 And if that doesn't work, try turning him off and back on again!

@SwampFlower 😂😂

@Mamapolo2016 You need a cast iron skillet adaptor to activate the reset button located between the eyes.

@SwampFlower My quiet sweet mother once brandished an iron skillet at my thoughtful romantic father, who happened to be acting like a jerk at the time.

@SwampFlower ROFL - not too long after that a bat got into the house and lighted on dad's pillow. He heard the SMACK when the baseball bat in Mom's hands hit the pillow and thought she'd been planning and waiting for a chance to finish the job.

There was a brief period of chaos and doubt before he saw the bat (the flying one).

@Mamapolo2016 Wow. That is a really hot nude picture!

@DrWatson I guess lust is in the eye of the beholder.

@Mamapolo2016 Maybe we should tell everyone else the truth: those of us on SW above a certain age can apply for a special "R.I.P." membership that allows us to post and see nude pics that are invisible to everyone else! 😆

@DrWatson It breaks my heart to tell you this, but that's dementia. 🤗🤗🤗

@Mamapolo2016 You mean, all those nude pictures I've been seeing today aren't really there???????? 😨😨😰😰😱😱

@DrWatson They're there if you see them, dear.

@Mamapolo2016 And....I can say...."my world rocks!" 😂

@DrWatson Yay! Just in case it's not invisible nudes, go to your tornado shelter.