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ask her how many planets there are when she answers tell her there will be one less when i destroy uranus
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Whyme · 46-50, M
@SW-User i gave ya thd best advice and you want me off your post now ...
.how rude lol
.how rude lol
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@SW-User Nah don't be ridiculous
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No, I want the best for you. You’re a good guy @Whyme
midnightrose · F
Winning somebody's heart is easy. Keeping it, taking care of it...that's impressive.
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Oh I know, I won my ex’s heart but I made her cry many times.@midnightrose
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"I may not be a perfect guy, but I'll be the perfect guy for you."
dale74 · M
All women know guys lie about dick size I tell women I have the smallest dick in the world it's actually about 10 in they'll normally reach down fill my blue jeans next thing I know I'm f****** them
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Just be yourself. You must!
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I need a 401k @SW-User
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@SW-User start investing with part of your paycheck
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Also being myself means I would lie and be a horrible man @SW-User
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If i tell you,i will look like an asshole..
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Say it then brotha @SW-User
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@SW-User think outside the box. Like right beside the box😐 that’s all the hints im gonna give
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You want the secret?
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@SW-User yes
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@SW-User Be yourself. Dont be needy. Dont be clingy. Pay compliments, but not too many. Be independent
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I’m very clingy tbh. I’m actually a horrible BF. Oh man if you knew how bad I was with my ex Lol@SW-User
EugenieLaBorgia · F
"I love your grey hair, it reminds me of river fog"!
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I probably would say that. I usually go for the jugular. @LvChris