If you were thinking about getting married let me help you.

Give me half your stuff and I'll kick you in the balls

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Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

Serious question. Since when is it all one persons stuff? If I got divorced you’re damn straight I’m taking my 50%, I’d have to be a complete idiot to just walk away. Duh.