Regular status

You should write on a napkin "hey cutie, do you come duty free or am I going to have to pay tax on that ass when I cross your border?"

Wear a cat mask and paw mitts into the cafe and say "pussy needs your milk right meow." Then playfully scratch the eyes out of any woman who looks at him.

Walk in, order a water and say you've gone caffeine free because he makes your heart jittery enough

Throw your coffee in his face and shout, "Did I stutter? I ordered a Cafe Lay Me!"