In the meantime?

...... I went out with this woman a few times already and she is one who just loves to hold hands. I have never had a problem with that... but with her..it feels really awkward holnding hands and I make any excuse to avoid this uncomfortable bond. When I notice she going for the reach I scratch me head or rub my eye... I even have coughed into my hand hoping she will not try again for the rest of the date.. dont get me wrong... holding hands is fine [b]BUT....[/b] [i][c=#BF0000]She has man hands!
[/c][/i][center][big]What should I do?[/big][/center]

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EugenieLaBorgia · F

Explain it delicately to her and ask if she will consider amputation.

TheReaverCleaver · M

@EugenieLaBorgia lmao...as delicate as I was able to be I mentioned lotion... and she said she has a bottle at home... I said she needed at least a gallon.. (my humor was not received as jocularity)I went as far as mentioning gloves.

TheReaverCleaver · M

She was in a sensitive and quiet state of embarrassment for the last two days...

EugenieLaBorgia · F

@TheReaverCleaver Wait 'til she is asleep, lop them off, put her arms under the pillow, leave a dollar there and say the 'hand fairy' came in the night!

TheReaverCleaver · M

@EugenieLaBorgia I was thinking a little more subtle... buy a cheap ring and tell her it's a diamond and accedently drop it in the garbage disposal and......
See where I'm goin with this?

EugenieLaBorgia · F

@TheReaverCleaver That would work but always ensure your electricity bill is paid - wouldn't want it to go off half-way through!

TheReaverCleaver · M

@EugenieLaBorgia I dont know what just happened here... but now I've got my bills on my mind