Would you rather pick up your date on a riding mower or a bicycle? You have to pick one.

Riding mower. It vibrates 😉

Where will he sit or stand if I go on a riding mower?

You kidding? I would bring along a ski towline and some roller blades and ask her if she wants to ride the bike or put on the in lines. A lawn mower would be too jethro.

Either way chances are slim you'd get a second date...

Riding lawn mower

Bicycle ♡

A bike!

mower