@wasityou In my married years, I had a survival trick. When she was angry, I used to throw her a chocolate from not nearer than 20ft. If it was not enough, I simulated to be dead.
@wasityou Ohhh, right! I tried to hug her for the first 15 years. I succeeded twice. She is the mom of two of my three daughters Since then the sequence was...growl, chocolate, run.