Will you date me?

Ha! I tried that once. Maybe twice, I think thrice, led to nothing but the "r" word.

@TheMisanthropeOtaku: Lol. You haven't met the right person... Would you believe that most of the junior and senior girls at my daughter's school have a crush on an Asian boy who is known for being a smart dork? He has never dated anyone, and I doubt he has any idea. Apparently he was always bullied, so he thinks of himself as uncool... All of the smart girls drool over him. You never know. I love dorks. I'm certainly not the only one.

@Laifu1: If that were true, maybe I'm just too oblivious. Or I've become so numb.

@TheMisanthropeOtaku: Quite possibly... Are you hanging out with people with similar interests and intelligence levels?

I don't really hang out with people often.

@TheMisanthropeOtaku: Well, that could be one of the problems here...

@Laifu1: They don't wanna hang out with me so... and it's rare to meet people with the same interests as me outside of a cosplay convention.

@TheMisanthropeOtaku: Sigh. Then talk to me. I'm sure you will find me somewhat interesting. You can even give me cosplay tips.

@Laifu1: That would help you. However... I doubt I'll change after that.

@TheMisanthropeOtaku: You have no idea how many guys I have taught how to get dates...

@Laifu1: Okay, teach me then.