That moment when you're chatting to a girl that you like

Then 20 men crawl out of the shadows 🤦🏻‍♂️

xixgun · M

You'll find this works for women too.

As a man, one of the best things you can do to make women interested in you, is get married.
Then women come out of the woodwork prompting you to query, "Where the fuck were YOU when I was single?!"

JovialPlutonian · 36-40, M

@xixgun I don't compete for women. I prefer the ones with substance tbh.

xixgun · M

@JovialPlutonian In case you missed it, being married means you no longer "compete for women".

JovialPlutonian · 36-40, M

@xixgun I'm not particularly conservative tbh I have no interest in marriage.

EugenieLaBorgia · F

Are you in some sort of brothel??

JovialPlutonian · 36-40, M

@EugenieLaBorgia I don't associate with prostitutes

Tatsumi · 31-35, M

That's nature, bro. No choice. You're gonna have to kill them all and prove your dominance.

Err. Don't really do that.

Bagalamaga · 56-60, M

All men have the same instincts and they all work the same way i guess

JovialPlutonian · 36-40, M

@Bagalamaga not all men are sexual predators

JammieDodgerHeart · 26-30, F

Lol

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