I just got scoffed at by a five year old.

Tiny person asked why I’m so tired today.

Me: I was out with a friend last night.
Tiny person: a friend? ...Do you not even have a boyfriend?!

Then it happened; the scoff.


I’ve just eaten salted caramel spread out of the jar with a teaspoon. It didn’t help at all actually & now I feel queasy.

*dies alone*