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SteelHands · 61-69, M
Okay you've earned the man list.
The girlfriend never lets you run out of bathroom tissue or shampoo.
I get the steak she can't finish.
They change pillowcases without being asked all I gotta do is shove one under her ass.
I'm welcome anywhere as long as I bring her.
Always has a pen I can stab someone with in her purse.
Can dig foreign objects out of and scratch places my hands can't reach.
The girlfriend never lets you run out of bathroom tissue or shampoo.
I get the steak she can't finish.
They change pillowcases without being asked all I gotta do is shove one under her ass.
I'm welcome anywhere as long as I bring her.
Always has a pen I can stab someone with in her purse.
Can dig foreign objects out of and scratch places my hands can't reach.