Who was your first love???

Cindy. She would physically hurt me every chance she got, so at 8 years of age, I knew it was love! She was my first sloppy kiss too ! Her mom caught us in the stables and just said, "Oh! Excuse me." I had PTSKD (post traumatic sloppy kiss disorder) after that until about a year later when this dirty nosed siren lured me with her pet skunk, and hit me over the head with one of those souvenir baseball bats until I kissed her. I was a kissin fool after that till my luck ran out.