How do you get somebody to fall in love with you and marry you while you’re still on first-name basis?

Lots of alcohol

You dont get someone to fall in love with you. All you do is be yourself, and if they like who you are, they will. Never manipulate anyone that way. It will lead to disaster down the road.

They say the way to their heart is their stomach.

Ask him out for a coffee and see what happens

Seize their means of production

Tell them your mega rich. Lol

Have a dad who owes a shotgun

Use a knife.

keep hitting their head till they start drooling