How am I still single?
I don't get it. I'm a fountain of knowledge. I don't have any tattoos. I eat healthy. I workout. I have a job. I'm a fearless warrior. How on earth could I still be single?
26-30, M
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StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@StrangeLife94 sorry son
rckt148 · 61-69, M
maybe you brag to much
You have to wait until your 60 to brag ,we have earned the confidence thought experience
all you have is an over inflated ego
(that was meant to be funny ,,sort of) ,
some young people now days it fits ,but not all of you ,,,some just lack patience ,
an opportunity will come when you don't seem desperate ,
its easy to spot desperation ,hang in there
and DON'T SETTLE ,,,its better to be alone than in a bad relationship ,,
Trust me ,,,I have experience LOL
and I have screwed up 3 good girls lives ,I was not as grown as I thought I was ,,I was arrogant with an over inflated ego
Patience ,find out what she likes ,not to much bragging about you
They hate that
You have to wait until your 60 to brag ,we have earned the confidence thought experience
all you have is an over inflated ego
(that was meant to be funny ,,sort of) ,
some young people now days it fits ,but not all of you ,,,some just lack patience ,
an opportunity will come when you don't seem desperate ,
its easy to spot desperation ,hang in there
and DON'T SETTLE ,,,its better to be alone than in a bad relationship ,,
Trust me ,,,I have experience LOL
and I have screwed up 3 good girls lives ,I was not as grown as I thought I was ,,I was arrogant with an over inflated ego
Patience ,find out what she likes ,not to much bragging about you
They hate that
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@SW-User the 9th will be 7 yrs I have been single
I wanted to be completely over the last one before I got into another relationship still bringing up the ex ,,,well I did not think it would take this long ,,but ,now I am happy with me and that is a huge plus
I am the kind of guy lose one at breakfast have a new one by supper and its always girls that have chased me in the past ,they were not hard to find ,
Take my guitar ,hit the bar and like bees to honey ,here they came
"Every girl loves a sharp dressed man " I made sure to play that just for that reason LOL
But now I like being single ,,lots of ladies love me ,and I have learned a lot about me ,I was not the catch I thought I was ,and I settled for the wrong one too .
The next one will get a better man ,and at almost 60 ,if I do marry again
She wont be tied down to long by "Till death do us part " LOL
Sorry you found bad ones ,,,being over 18 turns out does not mean were grown
I wanted to be completely over the last one before I got into another relationship still bringing up the ex ,,,well I did not think it would take this long ,,but ,now I am happy with me and that is a huge plus
I am the kind of guy lose one at breakfast have a new one by supper and its always girls that have chased me in the past ,they were not hard to find ,
Take my guitar ,hit the bar and like bees to honey ,here they came
"Every girl loves a sharp dressed man " I made sure to play that just for that reason LOL
But now I like being single ,,lots of ladies love me ,and I have learned a lot about me ,I was not the catch I thought I was ,and I settled for the wrong one too .
The next one will get a better man ,and at almost 60 ,if I do marry again
She wont be tied down to long by "Till death do us part " LOL
Sorry you found bad ones ,,,being over 18 turns out does not mean were grown
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
Just want everyone to know that I was just joking with this question. I'm not a narcissist and i don't think I'm right all the time. I just wanted to see what type of reactions I would get. But the part about eating healthy, working out, and being a fearless warrior...that wasn't a lie.
rckt148 · 61-69, M
@StrangeLife94 were cool young man ,I roll to hard sometimes too
I am normally just messing with some people to make then laugh or at least smile and people who know me know I wouldn't intentionally disrespect anyone
and I do try to add a little real advice from my years of MESSING Up
I am no love expert ,I am an expert at screwing up Good relationships
So I try to share the things I should have done ,,,
But were cool ,,wishing you nothing but the best 🤝
I am normally just messing with some people to make then laugh or at least smile and people who know me know I wouldn't intentionally disrespect anyone
and I do try to add a little real advice from my years of MESSING Up
I am no love expert ,I am an expert at screwing up Good relationships
So I try to share the things I should have done ,,,
But were cool ,,wishing you nothing but the best 🤝
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@Oleander Chicks dig gas masks. lol
Oleander · 31-35, F
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@Oleander Exactly!
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@SW-User Maybe.
SW-User
Because taking care of yourself obviously means that you’re God’s gift to women
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@SW-User Exactly!
SW-User
It's probably got something to do with the fact that you proofread this question and didn't realize (or worse, didn't care) that it makes you sound arrogant and boring.
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@SW-User @SW-User Proofread?
SW-User
Better to be single than with the wrong person. And there's nothing wrong with tattoos.
SW-User
@StrangeLife94 in your eyes, perhaps. Maybe you're too shallow?
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
SW-User
@StrangeLife94 *yawns*
Bluemoon · 26-30
When my ex got a full sleeve tattoo he became 10x hotter. You sound critical, women don’t like that
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@Bluemoon Oh, so you're saying women aren't critical???
HalfBloodPrince · 26-30, F
Be thankful youre single and not in a relationship with a psycho motherfucker
SW-User
Get down from your high horse
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
SW-User
You should meet @IAmNothing shes looking for a boyfriend
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@SW-User Uh huh...like I'm gonna form a relationship with someone who doesn't even have a profile pic. lol
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
Seriously though. I need a girlfriend.
Shayama · F
Are you 😂
Lilnonames · F
You dont have time.ur happy with being single cause u dont want tied down
StrangeLife94 · 26-30, M
@Lilnonames @Lilnonames But it doesn't seem that way. Being single hasn't seemed to benefit me in a lot of ways.