Are you and your soulmate so connected that you dookie at the same time?

@KingofPizza2 I can't believe that's a thing. 😦

@KingofPizza2 that's nice.

@dumpstermeow I don't think it's actually real, it was from an old SNL skit.

@KingofPizza2 it's real enough to me. 😦

@dumpstermeow When Costco gets them in stock I'll buy you a 4-pack.

@KingofPizza2 My soulmate and I are even closer

@LucyFuhr You miss out on the eye contact, though. Seeing *exactly* what their face looks like as the poop comes out.

@LucyFuhr now that's what I had in mind

@KingofPizza2 ...so romantic 😍

@AkAtSUki That's a real connection right there 😉