Have you ever wanted to ask someone why the f*ck would I be interested in you?

Take that stalker for example. Do these people ever wonder what they’ve got to offer a person. I noticed a lot of ex boyfriends emails were about what I do for them. It’s never what they are offering.

He kept telling me about the cinema. I wanted to bring the guy who was masquerading as my boyfriend and sit right next to him and just make out during the whole film. I already told this freak I was going watch Deadpool with my Toyboy. He got resentful and said tell him you can form your own opinion.