What are some Do's and Don'ts when approaching a girl in public for the first time?

Dude, the good news network app is amazing! The stories about the owl's recovery and the free dental care for vets warmed my heart and put a smile on my face. Thanks for sharing that and those great tips. I'll be sure to keep them in mind for the next time :)

@Jester: I'm glad I was able to help you and I'm even more glad that you enjoyed the Good News Network!
You can do it! I know you can find your special someone! :D

@goagainsttheflow: Thank you :)

If my eye is in contact with hers, I'm not going to comfortable!!

Thanks for the advice! :) I'm not sure if you have the time or will, but would mind sharing your idea of a good "starter convo"? I'm terrible at small talk in general and no one from what I've experienced really wants to start off their first conversation with me discussing their dreams and ideas of the world. Then again, I can't really blame them. Some people only have their dreams to hold onto when we meet and they have to guard them under lock and key from those that wish to diminish them.

Thanks for the sound advice! I didn't mean to come off as some pretentious fool. I just usually try to allocate my time into areas where I see potential (such as a possible future girlfriend). This is not because I think I'm better than anyone, but simply because I'm trying to accomplish my goals which have deadlines that need to be met. Until reading your reply, I was under the impression that I no longer had time to talk to everyone just for the sake of having a nice conversation or offering advice if they directly asked for it anymore unless it fell under my schedule, however you've helped me remember that one of the main reasons I have some of these goals in the first place was so I could help individuals from all over the world have better lives. And so they in turn could share that advice with others and make the world just a tiny bit better than the one I came into haha I'm going to remember this the next time I strike up a conversation, regardless of someone's potential for this or that. Also, don't put yourself down! I'm sure you're very pretty and will find whatever your heart desires based off your advice :D

Thanks for the tips brother, I'll be sure to try them out soon.

I hardly touched her tits, despite what the cameras show!!

Thankfully, I'm not attracted to feminazis who declare anyone's view but their own to be more disturbing than lacking faith in darth vader lol

lol, I'd prefer to pay for my potential girlfriend with time and interest instead of cash xD

hmmm alrighty then. Here's the KISS version:
Idea: man + woman in a relationship = fun and fulfilling lifestyle

Question: How do I break the ice with women in person, by myself , straight face, with my chest...oh hold on, I apologize. I'm channeling Kevin Hart again...so that I can achieve the desired lifestyle stated above?

Okay look at her breasts but don't make it obvious.

@Jinkies: I'll put the binoculars away then, damn!!

haha okie dokie man.

Roger that sir!

I'll try to keep that in mind xD. Thanks for the advice mate.