When was the last time you were kissed?

It was awful. Her name was Karen Ann Something-something. I don't remember where but it was at someone else's house. I don't remember the year. I don't remember why I was there or how I got there or how I went home. I just know that she attacked me. She showed her boobs and tried to rape me. So I let her. Arousing me even more by hitting me again and again and I'll never forgive her for only doing it once.

Lol