What was your most awkward breakup?

Mine was on Valentines Day my senior year, my boyfriend who lived in another town called- I was so thrilled, I read him a gushy letter I had written him laying bare my heart and my deepest emotions. Awkward silence ensued ... "Uh, yeah, I just called to break up with you? ...:

Plot Twist - I got my revenge by marrying his best friend.

Plot Twisted - His best friend was gay.

Plot Twisteder - Well so was he.

Most Twisted Part or Maybe It Just All Makes Sense Now - 4 of the 5 boys I dated in high school are gay. The 5th is MIA. Probably hiding in the woods somewhere, being gay from dating me. 🤣

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ToyMan · 56-60, M

And here from all your posts and pictures I was expecting you'd be the one to turn a gay man straight. 🤔

SushiRed · 51-55, F

@ToyMan Right?? Nah, my nickname was the Spatula ... cause I turned em ... 😉😂 ... but gay. So gay. Ah well. I topped that - turned my last bf into a girlfriend. (In my defense she was transgender from birth, not my doing lol.) So ... maybe y'all should be relieved none of y'all live anywhere near me ...

ToyMan · 56-60, M

@SushiRed Spatula huh. Well maybe you need to find a gay friend and flip them. ;) But in all seriousness I enjoy your outlook on life. Keep on enjoying what makes you happy. 🤗