If women want a mature man do you just have to treat them like old women?

@basicallyugly aww what's wrong with you? Have a cup of tea ☕️

@basicallyugly do you want a biscuit, dear?

@SarcasmInSydney i do treat old women with more respect anyway, and I can fuck (if that's what you call it) well enough, thank you very much 👍

@JovialPlutonian I don't do tea or scones.

Are you attempting to call me old?

Also...please explain the correlation between wanting a mature man and wanting to be treated as an old woman.

Really.

Brief explanation as to how you got from point A to B.

[@JaggedLittlePill idk??!