What is the worst pickup line you know of? Let's here em :)

GLITTER · 36-40, F

Nice legs. What time do they open 😏

wildbill83 · 41-45, M

If you sleep with me, I'll quit bothering you... 😆

Adec757 · 51-55, M

How do you like our eggs in the morning.....? Fertilised!

That dress looks good on you, but better on the bedroom floor!

Gangstress · 41-45, F

Get your jacket luv, you've pulled?!

SW-User

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

Twoinmanc · 51-55, M

Is that a mirror in your knickers . Because I can see myself in them tonight

SW-User

Heaven must be missing an angel

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Danny7743 · 26-30, M

How much are you worth? I got a dollar, and I'm really horny and need someone to wash my dishes

Virgo94 · 26-30, F

I once went on a date with a guy, and 20 minutes into the date he says "so are you sucking my d&ck now or later?" how romantic 😑

MenzernaSF4000 · 36-40, M

Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!

SW-User

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?