Would you rather get mauled by a bear or a tiger

I choose the hungriest. 🤣

Gee! I have a choice? Wow!!!

Let's see. Do I want to die painfully, or would I prefer to die in agony?
Hmmm, agony sounds kind of sexy, but pain garners sympathy.

[i]Decisions, decisions. Such a difficult choice. [/i]

Can I get back to you with my answer, in a couple of years or sixty?

bear, I'm going to revenant this thing. Plus the tiger will probably eat me too

Or id rather stay away from the jungle

Tiger. Try and claw one of its eyes out so he remembers me. 😂

I din't have to be the fastest... Just faster than you 🤣

Tiger , a much quicker death

Hmmmmm or an man bear pig perhaps

I've read "by a beer". xD So be it! 🍺