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Cremation without any hoopla and discard the ashes while driving away from the crematorium
SW-User
That's exactly my plan. It's in my will and my prepaid service with the funeral home.
ImSmallAndGettingSmaller · 41-45, M
I'd have Jennifer love Hewitt tell the congregation that the only reason she didn't marry me was that I was so good at sexual acts, and she didn't want to become addicted to it
Robert · 70-79, M
Very modest of you LOL
Cinderella · 46-50, F
I don't want a funeral. If you can't come see me and give me flowers while I'm alive don't bother when I'm dead!
My family who is here for me daily can do what they wish. I imagine they will have plenty of funny stories and memories to share for comfort.
My family who is here for me daily can do what they wish. I imagine they will have plenty of funny stories and memories to share for comfort.
quinnVneck · 31-35, F
well...lets say i was murdered...i want the witnesses to make up exaggerated stories of how i was murdered...
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