You know what I want, I arrive at your place you open the door, let me in and you?????

Offer you beverage. It's the polite thing to do.

take the pizza and close the door without paying you

...hand you a box marked "DONATIONS"
I appreciate you taking this to the drop box for me. Yer a real pal. 😬

Show you to the bathroom with the leaky shower. I have to be somewhere in an hour so I'd appreciate it if you could get that fixed asap.

Hand you the dry-cleaning?

Hand you the dry cleaning and tell you I expect it back in exactly 3 days. Then shoo you out the door.

Stab you 37 times in the chest.