Decribe the worst date you ever had

I take a girl out to a movie, go to the restroom before the film starts, turn a corner just as a little kid says to his dad, "I don't feel good." And, bam! Barf and foul liquid sprayed all across my chest because the kid hurled as soon as I walked around the corner.

Luckily, Walmart was right next door, and I got a new T-shirt. The date and I only missed the first few minutes, and she made the night much better later 😉