WickedSinner7 · 36-40, M
I take a girl out to a movie, go to the restroom before the film starts, turn a corner just as a little kid says to his dad, "I don't feel good." And, bam! Barf and foul liquid sprayed all across my chest because the kid hurled as soon as I walked around the corner.
Luckily, Walmart was right next door, and I got a new T-shirt. The date and I only missed the first few minutes, and she made the night much better later 😉
Luckily, Walmart was right next door, and I got a new T-shirt. The date and I only missed the first few minutes, and she made the night much better later 😉
I went on a blind date when I was 19. I went to the girl's house, knocked on the door and a young lady of similar age, opened it. I was shocked at the appearance of my date, as she weighed around 200 lbs and I was about 125. I opened the car door for her and heard the car's shocks and suspension, scream in protest, as the young lady sat down in the seat. Needless to say, I never did the blind date thing again.😎
CheshireCatalyst · 41-45, M
I'd met her once before while very drunk, but she'd seemed really nice.
When I arrived at the date I realised straight away that she was ten years older than I'd thought, now that wouldn't be a problem but I was 23 at the time.
She was also a chain smoker which for me is up there with cannibalism.
The longer the date went on I realised I didn't have it in me to tell her I didn't have any attraction to her, but she was responding in obvious ways to the conversation... So I did one of the few things I'm not proud of.
I had my friend do an escape call, pretended we had been burgled, and ran away :(
When I arrived at the date I realised straight away that she was ten years older than I'd thought, now that wouldn't be a problem but I was 23 at the time.
She was also a chain smoker which for me is up there with cannibalism.
The longer the date went on I realised I didn't have it in me to tell her I didn't have any attraction to her, but she was responding in obvious ways to the conversation... So I did one of the few things I'm not proud of.
I had my friend do an escape call, pretended we had been burgled, and ran away :(
SW-User
We went to dinner and hit it off and had a lot in common then we went to this bar. I ran into three friends of mine that pushed their way into our date by sitting at the next table and kept talking to us. As I went to the bar to get another drink for us I come back and the friend that was talking to her the most is gone and so is she. I am told bro they left. Yea that date didn't turn out so well.
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JQuest7575 · 41-45, M
After a few good dates, we decided to just go to a back country bar one night. Long story short, she flirted with other men to get them to buy her more alcohol, stripped naked to play a few rounds of billiards, then took two guys into the bathroom for some fun. The next day, she calls me asking why I left her at the bar. Gee... I wonder.
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silkandlace · 46-50, M
silkandlace · 46-50, M
SweetDreamsRubi · 31-35, F
I told him I would pay for the date. Im an idiot and forgot I had spent my damn money online. My card is declined and he was pissed off, we go for a walk while hes going on about stuff, ranting. I started silently tearing up... Lol
I remember that date everytime we go there now..
I remember that date everytime we go there now..
@rain- was along time ago. having experiences like that teach you things.
JakeShade · 61-69, M
is this an overture?
get me to set a low bar?
<grin>
get me to set a low bar?
<grin>
silkandlace · 46-50, M
She really wasn't interested, but went out with me....
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silkandlace · 46-50, M
@Hip, LMAO! All about the Butt seckso!