My wife and I were horse playing around when we woke up...
While we were still naked, I made breakfast she washed the dishes. We have a listing spray bottle soap that comes out like windex would... remember this for later... so I cook the eggs and sausage, butter the toast and fill our glasses with apple juice... I finish the bottle and I take it and bat it off her ass a couple times and tell her breakfast is ready... the last time she knocks it out of my hand so I bend over to pick it up and she squirts the apple lovers dish soap straight into my ass crack... I stood there mortified, while she is laughing so hard she could barely stand up... no question, just wanted to share a funny story
36-40, M